brain drain
when an organization or community is doing poorly enough that its smartest people, seeing the writing on the wall, leave for better opportunities elsewhere. this is common in business and other organizations that perpetuate a common goal or mission and once purged it typically accelerates the demise of the organiztion.
for example: facebook’s poor stock performance since it’s ipo and lack of favorable stock options for employees puts them at risk of brain drain. many will likely head over to google or apple, but they’ll be in trouble.
mark zuckerberg: sheryl, can find me those repots on zynga’s…hey?! why are wearing a google sweatshirt?!
sheryl sandberg: sorry mark. we had a good run, but your lack of focus on ad revenue and overvalued ipo has caused this drop in fb stock value with no end in sight. i and the others are leaving before the stock tanks.
mark z: the others? they’re all leaving facebook? you can’t! we’ll never survive this brain drain!
sheryl: yeah, sorry. you should’ve thought about that before going public.
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when you study way to hard and your brain is drained.
“dude, i had 3 exams to study for over the long weekend and i pushed off all my studying till 10:30 last night”
“woahh, you must have major brain drain!!”
“heck yes”
when after jacking off for a long time or having s-x for a long time and you finally c-m and the load that you blow is so immense that you can feel your sack emptying out leaving the skin of it so tight that it constricts around your b-lls leaving your sack looking like a brain.
dude i sobered up halfway through and saw how not hot she was and it ended up taking me so long to finish i definitely had some brain drain.
when one car window is open and you can feel pulsing in your ears. use the back window to maximize the effect.
to experience the brain drain we roll down the window and feel the flapping of our ear drums in the wind.
to snipe someone in the head in a video game or i guess in real life.
it has to be a sick shot before you can drop the term any normal snipe is not good enough.
-tom headshots a rookie in a game of halo-
tom: ohhh sh-t what a phat brain drain.
frined: that was a f-cking sick shot
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