it’s when you take your b-lls and you hold a light behind them so they shine like a jack o’lantern.
oh no… it’s autumn again… that creepy guy up the street is going to seduce kids with his brain pumpkin! autumn diddle pumpkin b-llsack
- n*gg*r turned inside out
italian tony is just a n-gg-r turned inside out, you know italian..
crazy m-th-rf-ck-r who loves flamingoes and superman backpacks. cool girl with cool friend guy 1: omg, she is so cool guy2: yeah, its kajstinator guy1: oh d-mn, she is almost as cool as hanninator
- presidential spanking
when you accidentally leave change on your couch while masturbating, and it leaves the imprints of presidents faces on your -ss cheeks. “man i’ve got to check where i sit from now on, i got such a presidential spanking last night!”
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- independent variable
in science, it is the variable that you intentionally change. in an experiment, lyndsey has three sunflower plants. they are all given the same amount of sunlight; however, she gives one drop of water to one plant, two drops to another, and no water to the third. lyndsey’s independent variable is the amount of water.