brain slide
-when vision is blurry and head uncontrollably tilts to a side.
-feels like the brain is moving.
-time is slowed and hearing is silenced.
-the residual effect makes a person seek out how to do it again.
-this is a natural occurrence.
– could be affiliated with seizure, migraine, stroke, schizophrenia, opening chakra, higher energy, deja vu.
joe-wow are you ok?
tim- *looks peculiar *
joe- tim speak to me are you ok?
tim- yes joe. i was thinking of a new recipe, but i had a brain slide.
joe – a brain slide?
tim – yes, instead of me working on a new recipe, i’m going to find somewhere to volunteer.
joe- that’s a big brain slide!
tim – yes. i have a yearning, so instead of feeding my ego, i’m going to connect to the universe.
joe-i didn’t know you had that in you.
tim- me neither, it’s good to brain slide and break the cycle.
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