Brainboobitis


a neurological condition in which a woman’s brain migrates to her br–sts. this results in the patient having large b–bs and empty sp-ce where her brain should be. this is the official medical term, but is more commonly referred to as air head or ditz when applied to a woman with big t-ts.
friend: that hot girl at taco bell turned out to be f-cking stupid.

me: she suffers from brainb–bitis.

friend: oh, i see.

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