Brainlube


noun. a substance ingested to ease the process of intellectual masturbation and/or make beforementioned process more pleasurable. substances include, but are not limited to: chocolate, alcohol, sugar, softdrinks, caffeine-drinks, high caloric meals, etc.
a: my pool of useless theories are running dry.

b: here, have some booze and chocolate.

a: sweet! brainlube!

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