Braishfield
braishfield is a small sh-thole of a village situated in hampshire in the united kingdom. the population is mainly made up of miserable old c-nts or f-ck annoying toddlers. there are few teen children in braishfield, because the have all fled to better, less sh-tty places.
the best part of braishfield is the pond; there is a b-tchy woman who lives next to it, and she gets p-ssed of really easily.
braishfield has been compared to the sleepy village from the fim ‘hot fuzz’, just without the cool guns and sh-t.
you would be better living off somewhere more exciting like north korea as fun things actually happen there.
braishfield is sh-t, i would know; i have to live there.
person 1: have you been to any sh-thole lately?
person 2: yeah, braishfield. it was almost as bad as when i screwed your sister.
person 1: f-ck man
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