brake pedaller
anyone who constantly feels they have the need to use the brakes on their cars.
mostly,
-old people
-cautious drivers
– the occasional drunk
these types of people use the brakes anywhere where:
-there is no traffic light
-there is no stop sign
-there’s n-body around (see brake n-z-)
-on the fast lane of major highways (i.e. i-95)
one other way to spot this driver is that they:
-never follow the speed limit (they drive 45 in a 50)
-they’re have a lot of cars behind them
-they drive either a “fuel efficient” car or a duster
-are probably lost
tips to get past them
-just cut a lane over when you get the chance and have your foot to the floor when you p-ss.
jimbo: “d-mn man, can this guy ever pick up the pace. why the h-ll is he on the brakes!?”
nate: “dude, calm down. it’s a brake pedaller. we’ll p-ss him when we get the chance.”
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