brake test


speeding in front of another driver and then immediately applying the brake, causing this driver to have to stop quickly as well – testing the brakes on their car while evening the score. usually used as a retaliatory measure against a stupid driver who has p-ssed you off. works well on hypermilers.
as a side note – brake testing should under no circ-mstances be performed while your wife/girlfriend is in the car. they don’t appreciate the need for immediate retribution.
“kevin brake tested the f-ck out of that guy!”

kevin said “i’m gonna brake test the f-ck out of this guy – hang on!”

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