brakpan cigar
a brakpan cigar is when you take a dump in or on someone’s mouth while that person is sleeping. you then set your feaces on fire. usually used by south africans on people they dislike.
i found out my girlfriend was cheating on me, so i gave her a big brakpan cigar.
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