Gollum Sickness
they see a ring (on a person) and become possessive over it (the person) and covet it above all else. this can also make them a vile wretched person, of a low nature, slinking in dark places.
best advice, toss them into a volcano and keep on walking.
“why is mike stalking lisa’s facebook all day? oh she just got engaged and he’s lost it, dude’s got gollum sickness.”
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gollum sickness: they see a ring (on a person) and become possessive over it (the person) and covet it above all else. this can also make them a vile wretched person, of a low nature, slinking in dark places.
best advice, toss them into a volcano and keep on walking. 😉
“why is mike stalking lisa’s facebook all day? oh she just got engaged and he’s lost it, dude’s got gollum sickness.”
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