branch swinger
one who expresses s-xual interest in a family member and, in turn, essentially “swings” on the branches of the good ol’ family tree
“dude, i totally just saw you give your aunt edna the up-down, you dirty branch swinger.”
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the sound that results when a pair of hairy, sweaty, droopy, old person b-lls slap against eachother. “my cousin wanted to dj at the nursing home dance, but the schmigeiggi would have drown the music out anyway.”
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