brandgasm


when modern marketing/branding gets absolutely self-indulgent, out-of-hand, cr-ss, tacky, etc. eg: gap commercials, apple’s retail stores, nike (period).
mathias: have you been to an apple store(tm) yet? seems like they are like temples.

jeremiah: yes, there’s one here. overinflated, self- indulgent brandgasms.

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