Hans Moleman
a hapless character from the simpsons, an old man who is perpetually getting killed or injured in nasty, tragic ways.
phish: “who here has medical marijuana?”
hans: “i do…”
phris: -reads prescription notes- “whoa…you’re really sick!”
hans: “the doctors never told me that…i had to hear it from phish.”
god of kick-ssedness
hans is in charge of everything that is cool and unshawish!!
n.
1. old guy with gl-sses and a cane
2. the creator of www.olimunkzut.tk
3. a mole
4. pertaining to extreme coolness or ridiculously good web-making
hansmoleman is, by far, the bestest website maker
a large mole situated above the penile region that turns the female status away from the genitals, therefore receiving no oral pleasure ever in there lifetime.
did u see that josh brown kid today, god he has a wopper of a hans moleman
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