brandma
a tired old brand that buys creative young upstarts to stay relevant.
the best example of a ‘brandma’ right now is google. not nearly as hip and cool as it used to be, with security and the bedside manner of the cia and a veneer of vague b-n-lity.
a dirteatin zombie; also known as brandma for sick ollying, mad dollas, mad dough flo, bro grabs, digs, killer tunes and joan of arc, and caveman jobs ad
: hey bro, did you see brandma totally skatin up the kmart parking lot last night?
yeah dude i totally caught the sick action he did!!! totally cool ollie to frontside grind on that rail
11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!bro
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