cock fumble
when a man is so inebriated that he does not have a firm grasp on his c-ck during a lengthy urination, which leads to the aforementioned fumbling of the c-ck, p-ss spraying in all directions, and normally damp pants and a small puddle on the bathroom floor
last night, i had such a bad c-ck fumble that i needed to change my pants.
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