brandon johnson
literally a direct translation to “man b-tch”.
man that guy is a real brandon johnson.
he has a purse? wow… what a brandon johnson.
a black southern man that typically -ssociates with caucasians. athletic, funny, and smeels of vanilla. usually known to make loud popping noises. he’s a huge lady’s man and most of the time does not partake in the drinking of alcoholic beverages.
“hey is brandon johnson goin to be there tonight?
idk theres goin to be alcohol but a lot of girls so yea he’ll be there.
a white conservative man that really loves other minorities in america who shares his values. athletic, funny, and business oriented. usually known to be admired with his ambitions. he’s a huge lady’s man and most of the time does not partake in the drinking of alcoholic beverages.
black guy: “hey you going to the party tonight?”
brandon johnson: “dude, lets get the h-ll out of here man and lets start a innovative company in silicon valley”
black guy: “… h-ll yeah! lets do this”
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