brandon parker


undeclared sociopath h-ll bent on ruining your day with boring, unfunny stories that he thinks make him seem cool or fun to be around. usually steals jokes, and when he makes his own jokes he beats them to death.

most likely serving a 5 year prision sentence in the future.

also notorious for talking sh-t behind people’s back but will not say it to their face.
the day brandon parker is muscular is the day the united states elects its first woman president.

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