brandon’s garage


the coldest place known to man, all the boys slay p-ssy in the cavities and sometimes you get an eggy c-nt who is a p-ssy trying to fight you. after being in the garage for a while somebody punches a pregnant woman and dies
salty c-nt: you going to brandon’s garage next week
spik: no i don’t wanna die cause i’m a p-ssy

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