braphog
a human female who’s life is fully devoted to the soul purpose of creating big farts. braphogs are typically fed a high calorie diet made up mostly of protein, fibre, and soda. a healthy braphog consumes about 8000 calories per day, with the exact ratio of protein/fiber/soda varying according to the desired brap characteristics, such as total gas yield, decibel rating, and aroma. the “hog” in braphog indicates the dietary and lifestyle similarities between a braphog and a typical farm pig.
my braphog hit her first 4.0 on the richter scale after i introduced wet dog food to her diet!
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