Brass Teapot
br-ss teapot
when a woman is lying on a bed on her back with her head hanging off of the bed. then, the man straddles her face and she tosses his salad, while he jerks off onto her t-ts with his other hand placed on the bridge of his back thus simulating a teapot.
after a long days work, it’s always nice to go home and give my wife a br-ss teapot.
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