Bratnav
this is where a person(usually a parent) uses a child to aid them with directions, usually to the child’s friends house. this tends to be in a car when a parent is dropping off multiple children they are only slightly familiar with and need to be reminded where the children live. this normally involves missed turns, lots of ” i think its this way”, “that was the way” and the occasional ” no its not here”
parent:”so where do we go next?”
child: ” oh that was the turning we should have taken”
child 2:” oh you missed it”
parent: ” arrgh the bratnav is running slow”
parent 1:” can you drop lilly home, i have a full car?”
parent 2:” err yes but its been a while since we went there i guess i’ll have to use the bratnav to remind me where she lives.”
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