Brattleboro
a beautiful little town located in southern vermont and consisting mainly of hippys, h-m-s-xuals, gangsters, rednecks, and too many young preppy girls.
hippy: “i’ve lived in brattleboro all of my 62 acid-tripping years!”
h-m-s-xual: “well i’m going to brattleboro because i saw them on the news and my free-spirited self wants to go somewhere where i can express myself freely.”
redneck: “f-g!”
gangster: “shut up carhartt-wearing -sshole. and the f-g too.”
young preppy girls: “bad words!!!!”
attleboro’s evil twin, ruled by the evil king of brattleboro.
i have come to defeat the evil king of brattleboro in the name of the good queen!
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