Braveheart Asymptote
the school of thought in which a movie may approach the level of braveheart, but may never reach it, only head towards the theoretical infinity where braveheart resides.
it should be noted that the x-axis on which the braveheart asymptote exists does not necessarily refer to a single idea (i.e. quality, awesomeness, number of bagpipes) but rather everything that braveheart is and all other movies aspire to be.
dude 1: independance day was a fantastic movie, maybe better than braveheart.
dude 2: unfortuntaly, that is impossible
dude 1: why’s that?
dude 2: because of the braveheart asymptote.
dude 1: oh, yeah, ok i get it.
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