brawny man
a lumberjack of epic power and unequaled greatness. a decendent of mighty pirates kings of old. a follower of odin and thor, the norse gods of war,thunder,and kick-ssness. able to chop down entire forests and process them into paper towels in a single day. he wears plaid all the time except for the occasonal hawaiin shirt when he is feeling festive. he frequently consorts with valkeries,housewives,and the occansional quarter wh-r-.
highly attractive housewife: i just wish i had some paper towels.
brawny man: here are some towels mam.
highly attractive housewife: that plaid makes me dizzy, oh i feel faint..
brawny man: sorry, you aren’t my type…maybe if you were naked and painted blue. you don’t except quarters do you?
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