Brayden Charmon-Johnston
a p-n-s sucking parasite that enjoys the idea of climbing up a mans urethra and then expanding its very sharp spines into its prey causing excruciating pain where it will then start to lick the inside of said preys p-n-s until eventual removal of the parasite
“omfg ive got a brayden charmon-johnston!!!!!!! wat do i do!!??!?!?”
“um… ive got a knife?”
“yeah thatll work!!!”
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- BRBiatch
one who is in a perpetual state of “away” on any instant messenger. a brb–tch may reappear for a brief period of time to say a few words before saying “brb” again. see also: fearedmachina. fearedmachina: okay i’m back phubans: cool, wb! fearedmachina: thanks fearedmachina: brb phubans: dude, stop being such a brb–tch!
- Bread Armor
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