Brazda
to mastuerbate furiosly to h-m-s-xual p-rn; a cronic mastuerbater
q)what’s greg doing tonight?
a) you know he’s a f-cking brazda, he’s proably wackin off.
any of a select species of scrawny h-m-s-xual males with a tendency to m-st-rb-t- and never leave the computer. they are also known for short tempers and facial growths.
what the h-ll is that hideous thing humping my leg!?!
oh, that’s just greg, he’s a brazda.
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