brazilian anal dwelling monkey
a rare species of small monkey that you find deep in the amazon jungle , it’s particulary fond of setting up home in european explorers -n-l cavities as it’s generally drier than the wet rain forest they noramlly inhabit
sir henry hornchurch the great explorer : hey basil my -n-s has been giving me grief since we set up camp i can’t stop itching my r-ct-m !!!
basil rathbone m.b.e. : my god henry there is a brazilian -n-l dwelling monkey half way up your -ss hole shall i tie some vines round it and pull it out….. henry : mmmmmm oohhhhhh aaahhhhhhh no basil i like the feeling……go deeper you naughty brazilian -n-l dwelling monkey deeper
basil : i’m taking one home as a pet
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