Brazilian Fart Punishment
the most wonderful, artistic, and erotic form of p-rnography known to man! someone who has been a “bad” person gets to be “punished” by sticking their nose in someone else’s -n-l crevice and inhaling said persons flatulence. the punisher is hopefully a morbidly obese hairy woman who speaks portuguese and doubled down on taco tuesday.
see also p-rnography, fetish, art forms.
door man: “any plans tonight master carl?”
carl: “why yes actually winston my good fellow. i plan on pouring myself a cup of fine chamomile tea, lighting some candles, and masturbating feverishly to the most depraved brazilian fart punishment the internet has to offer.”
door man: “good show sir! shall i call a cleanup crew?”
carl: “that would be splendid winston! and do ask that they remember the pressure washer this time.”
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