brazilian hamster
a s-xual position that involves a man, woman and a hamster. as a man caresses and the woman begins to play fiddle sticks with his p-n-s, he puts a blindfold over her eyes allowing her to heighten her other senses. he then tells her “i have a surprise for you”. the man later takes a hamster (hopefully within an arm’s reach) and shoves the hamster into the woman’s -n-s or v-g-n-. the woman should feel pleasured as she believes it’s another man’s p-n-s while the hamster tickles her downstairs with it’s fur and movement.
“laura came over yesterday and i gave her the brazilian hamster. she said it felt like a vibrating p-n-s.”
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