brazilian pancake
recipe for a brazilian pancake:
1: find some sk-nk
2: have s-x with her outdoors
3: blow your wad on her stomach
4: smear your j-zz in a nice circular pattern
5: let it dry in the sun
6: carefully peel the dried j-zz off of her stomach and feed it to her
my girlfriend died after eating nothing but brazilian-style pancakes for three weeks straight.
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