bre and matt are two peas in a pod. everybody is jealous of how close they are.
look at matt and bre aweee. bre and matt are special.
- snake sack
basically another name for a condom ,for those who don’t wanna be to obvious he asked his gf to buy a box of snake sacks for later that night.
when you mean to put it in her p-ssy and you put it in her b-tt i was smashing this girl but than i misangled
- waiting for the milkman to show me around
what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook craigslist ad: i’m waiting for the milkman to show me around. anyone want to help me? response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want […]
- sanderson high school
sanderson high school, located in raleigh north carolina. this school is filled with stoners left and right, even the preps have a plug. they’re only good team is their wrestling team, every other team gets dunked on literally. hey come to sanderson high school so we can get high!
the act of alienating friends and allies by posting rants on twitter. ranting on twitter instead of executing true diplomacy by meeting face to face. president trump’s twitterplomacy is going to lead us to wwiii.