Brea PD
1. short for brea police department: the famed police agency which partic-p-tes in several hundred curfew busts and minor traffic violationsn each year. they are a well suited, over funded police force to keep people from camping out or otherwise loitering until noon.
2. brea, a city in north orange county suburbia, has no real need for a police department seeing that their claimed “downtown brea” covers less than a square mile and its tallest building is three stories tall. to increase its income from petty crime, the city of brea wh-r-s out its officers to surrounding cities such as yorba linda or stonehendge. especially notorious for its numerous speed traps on imperial highway.
1. mike (intoxicated while urinating on a park bench): uh oh, here comes the cops, hide me.
geoff: don’t worry, it’s just the brea pd, the worst they can do is call the oc sheriffs.
mike: thank god. (continues urinating)
2. sergeant bonggs (confronting minors loitering): don’t let me ever catch you in brea, yobra linda, stonehendge, or any other of the cities on which our police force has jurisdiction over.
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