Bread bondo
when someone eats a sandwich made with cheap white bread, and afterwards, the bread fills in the sp-ces/gaps between their teeth. making it look like their teeth have been bondo’ed over. the person never knows it, but everyone they talk to notices.
dude: yo man, did you see, i bet greg had a wonderbread sandwich for lunch.
man: how do you know?
dude: you didn’t see? when he was talking, his teeth were all bread bondo’ed over. i was so distracted, i don’t even know what he was saying
man: bread bondo…. gross!
submitted by paul & art
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