Tactical creep
a tactical creep is when one is unsure of their situation romantically, whether it be at the start of a relationship, during flirtatious conversation or even 4 years down the line when it’s nearly too late to turn back.
this involves using social media to browse through the person’s photos, just re-ssure oneself that what they are about to do/are doing/ or will never do, is satisfactory.
dean – i had to go on a tactical creep last night.
owen – why so?
dean – just to re-ssure myself that the girl i was talking to didn’t look like rocky dennis.
owen – that’s tactical man.
dean – oh yeah.
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