Bread Box
a bread box is the s-xual act of shoving a rolled up slice of natural home-made bread inside your partners v-g-n-, allowing her juices to soak into the bread, while at the same time jerking the bread back and forth to pleasure her, then pulling out the bread and eating it.
i built a time machine, then went back in time and gave marylin monroe a bread box.
a woman’s v-g-n-, especially during a v-g-n-l yeast infection. (so called because of yeast’s role in baking bread.)
synonym: bakery.
related term: yeef.
jeanette’s cooch was so rank and yeasty, it smelled like a breadbox down there.
while having s-x you purposely slip out of the v-g-n- into the r-ct-m. after you are inside the r-ct-m you quickly pull out and re-insert yourself into the v-g-n- causing a soon to come yeast infection.
during break up s-x with my girlfriend i bread boxed her
slang for “yeast infection”.
i haven’t had s-x with my girl in over a week. she has a wicked case of bread box.
a v-g-n- used that is commonly used.
wow, close your legs! your breadbox smells!
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