bread pulling
“bread pulling” or “stutje trek” (translated in dutch) is a famous dutch, rather inappropriate game. it can be played with 2 or more male-players (the more people playing, the more disgusting it becomes). the game starts when someone put a slice of bread on the table and says: “stutje trek”. all the guys attending at the table will now have to pull down their pants and start masturbating like their lives depend on it in front of each other until they c-m and -j-c-l-t- their s-m-n on the slice of bread. everyone -j-c-l-t-s their warm s-m-n on the bread till one player remains that hasn’t empty his b-lls. this person has now lost the game and has to eat this s-m-n filled slice of bread while the others watch him eat it.
person 1: yesterday evening i had to go to the hospital for a gastric lavage to completely clean my stomach.
person 2: oh my, did you drunk that much that they had to pump the alcohol out of your stomach ?
person 1: no, only bread and s-m-n.
person 2: pour soul, you’ve lost in ‘bread pulling’.
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