bread softener
another name for sperm
“did you see all the bread softener on the shower walls this morning?”
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the feeling you get when your best homie seems to have a new best buddy… made up of bro + jealous. they’ve known each other for 12 years, but as of late, john spends so much time with his new neighbor that kyle starts to feel brealous. in fact, he just texted john “i’m so […]