breadtime


another word for “bedtime”, first taken from the simpsons’ episode where lisa tells bart to go to bed, but bart mishears her as saying go to bread.
lisa: go to bed!

bart goes to the kitchen and eats bread.

lisa: wtfgtfo go the f-ck to sleep!

bart: oh, “go to bed”! i thought you said “go to bread”!

thus it was breadtime for bart.
time for bed.
bro 1: hey bro it’s p-ssed your bread time.

bro 2: don’t tell me how to beat my wife!

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