Break-Up Stutterer
when you break-up with a person. they enter a state of confusion and begin stuttering as they try to either defend themselves or make you feel gulity.
steve: h-llo linda
linda: why h-llo steve my darling. how are you?
steve: quite fine. linda we need to talk.
linda: what is it my love?
steve: we’re breaking up.
linda: wh-wh-why are yo-yo-you br-breaking u-u-u-up with m-m-m-me?
steve: for many reasons but right now because you are stuttering. your a break-up stutterer.
linda: th-th-this is bull-bull-bull-bullsh-t.
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