break wind


n 1. a terd honking for the right-of-way.
v 1. to strain the -n-s in a forceful manner exerting methane gas to relieve pressure from the rectal region.
what the heck is that smell? did you just break wind?
a replacement for “fart”. mostly used by people(s) over the age of 55.
a: what’s that smell?!
b: sorry, i farted.
a: don’t say “fart”, say “break wind”

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