Breakfast Bear
a.k.a. black bear diner, breakfast bear is prob the most clutch spot to get your body the nourishment it needs after a long, hard night of drinking – or any type of partying for that matter – only as long as it’s long and hard though (that’s what she said).
john: dude…i am sooooooo hungover. i can’t even believe that i’m even awake right now.
pete/ dude: i know, right?! i actually think i’m still drunk.
randy: (walks out scratching himself) f-ck! i just threw up a little bit. i’m doin, better now…hey pete, why don’t pack the pipe, dude!?
john: for real bro, sh-t! what’s taking you so long?!
—smokes weed—
randy: hey dudes, you know would be so awesome right now?
pete: breakfast bear!!!!
john: ya…breakfast bear!
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