Brick Foot
a serious congenital medical condition that renders the victim’s feet severely heavy, making it impossible for them to sneak, creep, or move quietly in any manner. the condition is usually diagnosed in college students, with stomping down dormitory halls being the easiest symptom to spot.
jordan: “is jenna wearing lead boots?”
darren: “no, she has brick foot you insensitive pr-ck!”
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