breakfast metal


a genre of metal music reminiscent of doom and sludge, often times improvised and recorded on first take. breakfast metal bands usually have multiple vocalists and often times the musicians will change instruments from song to song. this genre was pioneered by -n-l whispersss in columbus, oh in a bas-m-nt near the ohio state university campus.
i really wish there were more breakfast metal bands as good as -n-l whispersss.

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