Breezilitis


a psychological disorder in which young white males develop deep aspirations to emulate the life of musician chris brown (aka chris breezy). serious onset can result in symptoms of: lost sense of reality and physical injuries resulting from intense acrobatic dance moves.
hey doug, do you want to go to a movie tonight?

nah man, i have a break dance lesson at 7 and then i’m going snapback shopping.

dude, you should really see someone, i think you have breezilitis.

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