what cereal should have been called.
scientist: “i, the great scientist craig cereal, have just invented this delicious new breakfast dish! i shall name it cereal after myself so everyone will think of me when they eat it!”
smarter scientist: “that doesn’t even make sense! that clearly should be called ‘breakfast soup’ you narcissistic b-st-rd”
- w*nk room
w-nk room. a sometimes secret place where a man (or woman) can m-st-rb-t- in comfort and privacy. have you seen jeffrey recently ? no, i’ll bet she’s in his w-nk room, back of his closet with his p-rn clippings.
- shoulder touch prank
that thing people do when they put their arm behind your back and touch your shoulder opposite of the side theyre on as a joke and to confuse you. created by mn wtf, why did you just do the shoulder touch prank you goon?
a black piece of sh-t i just took a big naole
- salty banana
when your girlfriend is giving you a hand job and keeps going after you ejaulated, causing the seamen to be rubbed all over your d-ck before sucking it. have you ever been with kylie? yeah man! she gives the best salty bananas!
a person, usually a male who looks handsome while wearing flannel his wife remarked how flandsome he looked today.