Breakfast Table
a ritualistic gathering of the delta chi fraternity every monday morning, during which pledge brothers sodomize each other while the dean jerks off into his coffee.
i have to go to bed early so my -sshole is rested for breakfast table.
k-y jelly makes 40% of its sales on sunday night due to breakfast table the following morning.
i certainly wouldn’t want to be the one cleaning up all the j-zz that was left on the breakfast table this morning.
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