Breakfast Turnover


the breakfast turnover is a s-xual act peformed by a male on a female partner. depending upon the female’s sleep position (on back or on stomach) determines the appropraite starting orifice. if on her stomach, the male gently awakens the female by first peforming -n-lingus upon her then followed by quickly flipping her over to expose the v-g-n- and then performs c-nn-l-ng-s. if on her back, the action is simply reversed. if the female is a side sleeper, the starting orifice is at the male’s discretion and usually is determined by whether the booty or the v-g-n- is facing him.
randy was so h-rny when we woke up in the morning that he decided to treat himself to a breakfast turnover and started munching down on sandy’s leather cheerio then quickly flipped her over to enjoy her tasty taco.

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