Breaking Comment Virginity
verb to be the first one to comment on a picture/video/status on a social networking website.
usually people want to be the first person to comment on something that they know will soon have a bunch of comments.
“friend 1: hey friend 2! did you see that picture that jen put up of her -ss in a thong?
friend 2: yeah, she just put it up a few minutes ago. i think i’m going to post something, breaking comment virginity on that picture!”
luke: n-body posted on your status that you put up an hour ago. i think ill say something and break the comment virginity.
obi-wan: thanks bro
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