breaking the giraffe’s neck
a s-xual fetish. the man will become fully erect and then treat his p-n-s like a giraffe. the woman will then kneel down before the man and where he will continue to rub his p-n-s amongst her hair, treating it like a giraffe eating from a tree. whilst this is happening, the woman will jerk off the man and right before he c-ms the woman will attempt to catch the man’s d-ck in her mouth, biting down on it when she does so.
man: d-mn it! you were really breaking the giraffe’s neck this time, honey.
woman: what can i say, i’m so skilled with my mouth.
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