Breaking Water


when your t-rd lays in the bowl and pokes up through the water line.
you’ve just dropped a deuce so long it circles the bowl and wraps around and its breaking water.you need to call your buddy and take a picture after such a large snakes exists your -ss and state “dude, i just totally broke water”.

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